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    Roadkill Cafe Menu

    You Kill It...We Grill It!
    Eating is more fun when you know it was hit on the run!


    ENTREES

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    Center Line Bovine
    "Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
    4.95
    The Chicken
    "That didn't cross the road"
    3.95
    Flat Cat
    "Served as a shingle...or in a stack
    2.95

    BAG 'N GAG

    Our daily take-out lunch special!
    ~ Anything dead...in bread ~


    A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
    Still in the hide

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    Chunk of Skunk 1.95
    Smidgen of Pidgeon 1.95
    Road Toad Ala Mode 1.65
    Shake 'N Bake Snake 2.25
    Swirl of Squirrel 1.55
    Narrow Sparrow .55
    Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30
    Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75

    CANINE CUISINE
    "You'll eat like a hog...
    when you taste our dog!"

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    Slab of Lab 2.95
    Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
    Cocker Cutlets 3.95
    Shar-Pei Filet 5.95
    Poodles N Noodles 5.95
    Snippet of Whippet 4.50
    Collie Hit by a Trolley 3.95
    German Shepherd Pie 3.95
    Round of Hound 4.25

    GUESS THAT MESS

    A Daily Special Treat
    If you can guess what it is...You eat it for free!


     

    LATE NIGHT DELIGHT

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    Rack of Raccoon 3.95
    Smear of Deer 4.95
    Awesome Possum 1.95
    Cheap Sheep .43

 

 

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