
A Taste of the Wild Side
Squirrel Kabobs $ 150.00 Ground Gopher Casserole $ 35.00
Prairie Dog on a Stick $ 5.00 Grizzly Tenderloin $ 2000.00
Bumper Bambi Fondue $ 500.00 Refried Raccoon $ 175.00
Marinated Moose $ 6500.00 Woodchuck Chops $ 100.00
Antelope Steak $ 175.00 Bullfrog Benedict $ 4.00
Fried Ferret $ 12.00 Poodles and Noodles $ 18.00
Lion Lasagna $ 2800.00 Baked Beaver $ 8.00
Porcupine Pizza $ 22.00 Skunk Salad $ 10.00
Toad Tortillas $ 7.00 Badger Burger $ 25.00
Armadillo a la King $ 14.00 Llama Loaf $ 165.00
Roasted Rabbit with Chunks of Chipmunk Stew $ 85.00
Canine Cuisine
Slab of Lab $ 25.00 Pit Bull Pot Pie $ 14.00
Cocker Cutlets $ 12.00 Shar-Pei Filet $ 17.00
Collie Hit by a Trolley $ 23.00 Snippet of Whippet $ 18.00
German Shepherd Pie $ 20.00 Round of Hound $ 15.00
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* all meals served with Wildebeest won-tons and a
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Bud Ice *

From the Roadkill Cookbook...
Squirrel Kabobs - Grill
chunks of squirrel over medium heat. Next prepare a desired
selection of vegetables. Place chunks of squirrel and vegetables on a
desired number of skewers and place on grill. Grill until vegetables are
done. The result is a kabob above all kabobs.
Prairie Dog on a stick -
Carefully skin and gut prairie dog. Next prepare batter by taking 8
crushed crackers mixed with 3 beaten eggs. Dip prairie dog into batter
then dip into a fryer set at 350 degrees. Cook until golden brown.
Roasted Rabbit with
chunks of Chipmunk Stew - First prepare rabbit by slowly roasting it in an oven
set at 325 degrees and roast for 1 and 1/2 hours. Next slice
chipmunk into 1 in. squares then fry over low heat. Next
prepare a selected variety of vegetables. Chop vegetables and sauté over
low heat for 5 minutes or until brown. When vegetables and chipmunk slices
are thoroughly cooked place in a bowl and add 1 packet of brown gravy mix.
Next add 1 and 1/2 cups of water to bowl and simmer over medium heat. Stir
until thickened. When rabbit is done roasting place it onto a large
platter. Next take the bowl of chipmunk slices and vegetables mixed with
the brown gravy and pour over rabbit. Now you may finally sit down and
enjoy.
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